1. Your Bum Looks Perfect In That
Personally I have never understand why women always ask their partners these question, lets be honest he is bound to tell you that you look good, even if you wear a sack of maize, that dude might just tell you that you look good in it. There are plenty of reasons why a Kenyan guy will tell you that you look perfect in a sack of maize, the main one being that they are not to sure what exactly you are after, Is it positive reinforcement you want? Are you looking for an argument? Is it a trap? Can you genuinely not see that you look bad in that? So many things could go horribly wrong s yeah you do look good in that outfit
2. Lets Talk About It Later
Ladies 99% of the time these will never happen, if a guy tells you that lets talk about these later what he really means is we will not talk about it later or even never this discussion or argument has been going on for far to long. Chances are you are speaking in words that he doesn't understand and he is speaking in words he doesn't understand so yeah lets never have these conversation. I’m speaking in circles and you’re speaking in tongues and riddles. Lets nip this in the bud right now before I have to call the parish priest to perform an exorcism.
3. You Remind Me / You Look Like [insert a name of a hot famous person here]
We do find you extremely attractive when you are the right women for us. You will empower us and more than likely be our vision of what we want in a women. However sometimes compliments don’t come easy to the non smooth talkers amongst us. So don’t take it the wrong way when we blurt out “You’re gorgeous, you look just like Size 8 when she decides to fly or “You’re so hot, you look like Victoria Rubadiri when she gives Larry Madowo a big smile generally it’s somewhere in between and we mean well, we just haven’t got the balance right…so yeah we lie a little